Don't go with the name, this page is not for boring PJs or Pakaau Jokes but this will be dedicated to jokes related to food. Weird!! let me clear the sense. Indians or basically Hindus believe that making fun of food or edible things is bad because there is an 'Ann Devta' in the Hindu mythology We are not gonna cut poor jokes on foods and other edible things here at this page. But we promise that we'd give you the most zabardast pakaaau jokes.
So, Please keep smiling. :)
February 27, 2013
=> Did youu hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeyes over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going? I am taking the Subway.
February 5, 2013
=> Pappu -:"Aunty, mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai
hai..
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Aunty:"(haste hue) achha aur kuch kaha teri
mummy ne.. ?? .
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Pappu -:"Haan!
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kaha agar wo kutiya na de to samne wali kamini se le aana.
February 5, 2013
=> Question : What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?
February 1, 2013
=> एक आदमी समुद्र में नहाते हुए डूबने लगता तो वह भगवान् से प्रार्थना करते हुए कहता है, " हे भगवान्! मैं बच गया तो 100 गरीबों को बिरयानी खिलाऊंगा"।
अभी उसकी बात ख़त्म ही हुई होती है की एक तेज़ लहर उसे किनारे पर फेंक देती है।
जैसे ही वह आदमी किनारे पर पहुंचा, उसने ऊपर देखा और कहा, "कौनसी बिरयानी"?
तभी अचानक एक और लहर आयी और उसे वापस समुद्र में ले गयी।
आदमी: मेरा मतलब था चिकन या मटन।
January 22, 2013
=>Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka
shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya....
Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney
lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh kar ke
bola...
"kidhar..???
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mai to biscuit lene aaya hu.
January 18, 2013
=> Santa Ki Biwi Bache Ki Potty Test Krwane Gayi.
Doctar- Ye Potty Nhi Halwa Hai!
Biwi:1 Phone Kr Lu ?
Doctar- Why?
Biwi- Unko batana hai Ki Potty,
Unke Tiffin Me Chali Gayi Hai!!
January 17, 2013
=> Sochiye Physics Kitni Eazy Hoti.
Agr.
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Apple Ki Jagah Ped Gira Hota Aur Newton Wahi Nipat Gaya Hota Sala.
January 16, 2013
=>An Onion Got Married to a Cabbage.
And The Next Morning a Friend
Asked Onion : 'How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night?
Onion : 'Arey Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi Subah Ho Gayi..
January 14, 2013
=> Boy to a Shopkeeper : Anti-bacterial Soap Hai Kya?
Shopkeeper : Haan Hai!!
Boy : To Aisa Karo, Us Soap Se Hath Dhul Kar... Ek Paav Naya Chawal De Do.
January 13, 2013
=> एक बार एक भिखारी केलो
की दुकान पर जाकर केले बेचने वाले
से बोला - अल्लाह के नाम पर
केले दे दो भाई ।
दुकानदार ने कहीँ से सङा- गला
केला निकाला ओर भिखारी
को दे दिया ।
ये देखकर भिखारी ने अपनी
जेब से 10 का नोट निकाला
ओर दुकानदार को बोला -केले
दो भाई ।
इस बार दुकानदार ने 3 पके हुये केले
भिखारी को दिये ।
ये देखकर भिखारी ने आसमान
कि तरफ देखा ओर बोला-
देख अल्लाह ,,,
तुझे क्या मिला और मुझे क्या मिला !!!
January 10, 2013
=> Chipkali Ko Dho Kar
January 5, 2013
=> Teacher : 'Mamuli' Shabd Ka Vakyo Me Prayog Karo!
Student : Meri Ma Muli ke Parathe Bhaut Achche Banati Hai!!
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December 25, 2012
=> Similarity between Popcorn and Girls!
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. Sala dono ko jalao to dono muh fula leti hain.
December 20, 2012
=> Teacher : Why Does Banana fruits in Bunch?
Student : Agar bunch me nhi falega to ye 'Kela' se 'Akela' ho jayega!!
December 17, 2012
=> Boy & Girl in a Hotel ..
Waiter- Kya Loge....?
Girl- Sabji Wali Roti!!
Waiter- ????
Boy- Ghbraa Mat Gaon Se Aayi Hai Bechari. Pizza Maang Rahi Hai !!
December 14, 2012
=> Bhikhari: Hello Taj Restaurant??
Operator : Yes.
Bhikhari : 1 Pizza, 1 Biryani aur 1 Ras-Malai Bhej Do.
Operator : Kiske Naam Pe Bheju, Sir?
Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!
December 13, 2012
=> Dear Lays Manufacturers,
You Forgot To Mention One More Thing In The List Of Your Ingredients.
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Air 85%. ;)
December 12, 2012
=> Why did Movie Barfi got selected for Oscar?
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Because it is a real story of
every couple.
A mad wife, a mute husband
and a beautiful ex gf!
=> Daughter told to her mother, “Right now I have seen a
healthy white big cat went out from our kitchen”.
Mother told, "It is good sign and fortune to see a white big cat”.
Daughter replied, “Yes fortune is that it has eaten all of your foods”.
December 10, 2012
=> Ek garib kishan ka beta jail me tha.
Uss budhe kisan ne apne bete ko jail me khat
likha;
"beta me aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,
Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudega
kash tu meri madad kr pata." Bete ne wapas jawab diya -
"papa aap khet mat khodna,
mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe hai !!!
Agle din police force ne sara khet khod diya
par hathiyar nahi mila.
Bete ne fir baap ko likha-
papa yaha se me itni hi madad kr pauga,
Aap ab aalu uga dijiye.
December 9, 2012
=> Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend:
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Aaj Apni Girlfriend Ki Shadi Me Ja Kar Yeh Ehsas Hua Ki,
Khana Acha Ho To Mohabbat Bhi Feeki Lagti Hai..!!
December 7, 2012
=> Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki Dukan par jata or kehta.
December 3, 2012
=> Husband : Aaj Mai Pura Din Tension Me Raha.
Wife : Kyu?
Husband : Pehle To Office Jate Time Traffic, fir Office me Boss Ne Pareshan Kiya, Fir
Lunch me Kaddu Ki Sabzi!!
November 28, 2012
=> A Girl and Boy were sitting under a Mango Tree. Suddenly a Ripen Mango fell
from the tree.
Girl : Ye Kya??
Mango Replied : Pakk Gya The Tum Logo Ki Baato Ko Sunn Sunn Kar!
October 20, 2012
=> Husband: Darling, Aaj Chalo Kahin Bahar Dinner Karte Hain.
Wife : Kya Mere Hath Ka Bana Khana Kha Kar Bore Ho Gaye Ho?
Husband : Nahi, Bartan Saaf Karte Karte Bore Ho Gaya Hu!!
October 19, 2012
=> Knife to Potato : Ae, Zyada Bak Bak Mat Kar Warna Kaat Dalunga.
So, Please keep smiling. :)
February 27, 2013
=> Did youu hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Popeyes over that bitch Wendy? The funeral is at K.F.C. You going? I am taking the Subway.
February 5, 2013
=> Pappu -:"Aunty, mummy ne 1 katori chini mangai
hai..
.
.
Aunty:"(haste hue) achha aur kuch kaha teri
mummy ne.. ?? .
.
Pappu -:"Haan!
.
.
. .
.
.
.
.
. .
.
.
kaha agar wo kutiya na de to samne wali kamini se le aana.
February 5, 2013
=> Question : What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife?
Answer: A knife has a point.
February 1, 2013
=> एक आदमी समुद्र में नहाते हुए डूबने लगता तो वह भगवान् से प्रार्थना करते हुए कहता है, " हे भगवान्! मैं बच गया तो 100 गरीबों को बिरयानी खिलाऊंगा"।
अभी उसकी बात ख़त्म ही हुई होती है की एक तेज़ लहर उसे किनारे पर फेंक देती है।
जैसे ही वह आदमी किनारे पर पहुंचा, उसने ऊपर देखा और कहा, "कौनसी बिरयानी"?
तभी अचानक एक और लहर आयी और उसे वापस समुद्र में ले गयी।
आदमी: मेरा मतलब था चिकन या मटन।
January 22, 2013
=>Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati...
Ek din dhoop nikli... Usne bhagwan ka
shukrya kiya aur dukaan se surf lene gaya....
Tabhi achanak zor zor se badal garajney
lagey...
Santa fatafat aasman ki taraf mooh kar ke
bola...
"kidhar..???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
mai to biscuit lene aaya hu.
January 18, 2013
=> Santa Ki Biwi Bache Ki Potty Test Krwane Gayi.
Doctar- Ye Potty Nhi Halwa Hai!
Biwi:1 Phone Kr Lu ?
Doctar- Why?
Biwi- Unko batana hai Ki Potty,
Unke Tiffin Me Chali Gayi Hai!!
January 17, 2013
=> Sochiye Physics Kitni Eazy Hoti.
Agr.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Apple Ki Jagah Ped Gira Hota Aur Newton Wahi Nipat Gaya Hota Sala.
January 16, 2013
=>An Onion Got Married to a Cabbage.
And The Next Morning a Friend
Asked Onion : 'How Did U Spend Your Wedding Night?
Onion : 'Arey Ek Dusre Ko Kholte Kholte Hi Subah Ho Gayi..
January 14, 2013
=> Boy to a Shopkeeper : Anti-bacterial Soap Hai Kya?
Shopkeeper : Haan Hai!!
Boy : To Aisa Karo, Us Soap Se Hath Dhul Kar... Ek Paav Naya Chawal De Do.
January 13, 2013
=> एक बार एक भिखारी केलो
की दुकान पर जाकर केले बेचने वाले
से बोला - अल्लाह के नाम पर
केले दे दो भाई ।
दुकानदार ने कहीँ से सङा- गला
केला निकाला ओर भिखारी
को दे दिया ।
ये देखकर भिखारी ने अपनी
जेब से 10 का नोट निकाला
ओर दुकानदार को बोला -केले
दो भाई ।
इस बार दुकानदार ने 3 पके हुये केले
भिखारी को दिये ।
ये देखकर भिखारी ने आसमान
कि तरफ देखा ओर बोला-
देख अल्लाह ,,,
तुझे क्या मिला और मुझे क्या मिला !!!
January 10, 2013
=> Chipkali Ko Dho Kar
Uski Dum Kaat
Dein
Phir Uska Pait Chaak Kar Ke Saaf Kar Lein.
Phir Ubaal Kar
Dhoop Me Sukha Lein
Phir Ghee Me Tal Kar Chips Jaisa Crunchy Hone Ke Baad
Ketchup Daal Kar
Khaya Jaye To Suna hai
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Ki
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"Ulti Aa Jati Hai"
Phir Uska Pait Chaak Kar Ke Saaf Kar Lein.
Phir Ubaal Kar
Dhoop Me Sukha Lein
Phir Ghee Me Tal Kar Chips Jaisa Crunchy Hone Ke Baad
Ketchup Daal Kar
Khaya Jaye To Suna hai
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Ki
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"Ulti Aa Jati Hai"
January 5, 2013
=> Teacher : 'Mamuli' Shabd Ka Vakyo Me Prayog Karo!
Student : Meri Ma Muli ke Parathe Bhaut Achche Banati Hai!!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
December 25, 2012
=> Similarity between Popcorn and Girls!
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. Sala dono ko jalao to dono muh fula leti hain.
December 20, 2012
=> Teacher : Why Does Banana fruits in Bunch?
Student : Agar bunch me nhi falega to ye 'Kela' se 'Akela' ho jayega!!
December 17, 2012
=> Boy & Girl in a Hotel ..
Waiter- Kya Loge....?
Girl- Sabji Wali Roti!!
Waiter- ????
Boy- Ghbraa Mat Gaon Se Aayi Hai Bechari. Pizza Maang Rahi Hai !!
December 14, 2012
=> Bhikhari: Hello Taj Restaurant??
Operator : Yes.
Bhikhari : 1 Pizza, 1 Biryani aur 1 Ras-Malai Bhej Do.
Operator : Kiske Naam Pe Bheju, Sir?
Bhikari: Bhagwan Ke Naam Pe.!
December 13, 2012
=> Dear Lays Manufacturers,
You Forgot To Mention One More Thing In The List Of Your Ingredients.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Air 85%. ;)
December 12, 2012
=> Why did Movie Barfi got selected for Oscar?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Because it is a real story of
every couple.
A mad wife, a mute husband
and a beautiful ex gf!
December 11, 2012
=> Daughter told to her mother, “Right now I have seen a
healthy white big cat went out from our kitchen”.
Mother told, "It is good sign and fortune to see a white big cat”.
Daughter replied, “Yes fortune is that it has eaten all of your foods”.
December 10, 2012
=> Ek garib kishan ka beta jail me tha.
Uss budhe kisan ne apne bete ko jail me khat
likha;
"beta me aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,
Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudega
kash tu meri madad kr pata." Bete ne wapas jawab diya -
"papa aap khet mat khodna,
mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe hai !!!
Agle din police force ne sara khet khod diya
par hathiyar nahi mila.
Bete ne fir baap ko likha-
papa yaha se me itni hi madad kr pauga,
Aap ab aalu uga dijiye.
December 9, 2012
=> Touching lines by an ex-boyfriend:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Aaj Apni Girlfriend Ki Shadi Me Ja Kar Yeh Ehsas Hua Ki,
Khana Acha Ho To Mohabbat Bhi Feeki Lagti Hai..!!
December 7, 2012
=> Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar ki Dukan par jata or kehta.
"GAJAR"hai
??
Lohaar inkar kar deta.
Ek din Lohaar ko bahut gussa aaya or us ne khargosh K daant torr diye.
.
Lohaar inkar kar deta.
Ek din Lohaar ko bahut gussa aaya or us ne khargosh K daant torr diye.
.
Aur
kaha K ab tu"GAJAR"kha K dikha Phir
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Phir kya ??
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Agley din khargosh Aaya or bola
GAJAR KA HALWA HAI..??
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Phir kya ??
.
Agley din khargosh Aaya or bola
GAJAR KA HALWA HAI..??
December 3, 2012
=> Husband : Aaj Mai Pura Din Tension Me Raha.
Wife : Kyu?
Husband : Pehle To Office Jate Time Traffic, fir Office me Boss Ne Pareshan Kiya, Fir
Lunch me Kaddu Ki Sabzi!!
November 28, 2012
=> A Girl and Boy were sitting under a Mango Tree. Suddenly a Ripen Mango fell
from the tree.
Girl : Ye Kya??
Mango Replied : Pakk Gya The Tum Logo Ki Baato Ko Sunn Sunn Kar!
October 20, 2012
=> Husband: Darling, Aaj Chalo Kahin Bahar Dinner Karte Hain.
Wife : Kya Mere Hath Ka Bana Khana Kha Kar Bore Ho Gaye Ho?
Husband : Nahi, Bartan Saaf Karte Karte Bore Ho Gaya Hu!!
October 19, 2012
=> Knife to Potato : Ae, Zyada Bak Bak Mat Kar Warna Kaat Dalunga.
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